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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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This delightful little rant by Ed West appeared in the Telegraph some weeks ago, and has been sitting on the Grumpy Desktop ever since. Sorry it's late, but here it is at last ...
 

 
I turned on the radio quite late this morning, at around 7.30am, and heard a rather sanctimonious-sounding woman talking about libraries. That’s strange, I thought, Thought for the Day doesn’t start for another half an hour, and where is the churchy waffle about Jesus being opposed to the cuts?
 
This was just a woman attacking the Government and arguing passionately that the state and society were effectively the same thing. I even checked the radio dial because I couldn’t believe that even Radio 4 would allow someone a prime-time piece of propaganda on behalf of the opposition.
 
But they would. The woman was Zadie Smith, arguing against the Government’s supposed attack on libraries. Never mind that, as Richard Preston points out, it is actually Brent Council that is closing her library, not the Government.
 
Brent’s “chief executive” is on £180,000 a year, which presumably puts him among the rich who Smith castigates for ruining the lives of the poor by closing down these “gateways to other lives”.
 
Perhaps it didn’t open her mind enough. As Daniel Knowles pointed out, the wealthy do use libraries a lot, so that “while some impoverished single mothers probably do use libraries, as Pullman argues, the least deprived are the most likely socio-economic group to visit a library, while the most deprived are among the least likely. Our libraries are more full of Philip Pullmans than they are of single mothers.”
 
Even attempts by some libraries to lure in kids, the poor and other officially-favoured demographics by filling their shelves with DVDs have made little difference. The roots of educational and cultural poverty at the bottom of society go far deeper than that.
 
Perhaps the most ill-informed part of the party broadcast was when Smith said: “Perhaps it is because they know what history books will make of them that our politicians are so cavalier with our libraries.”
 
The Left has spent the last 50 years purposely and highly successfully erasing British history from the public consciousness, for entirely ideological reasons, and to their benefit. As Niall Ferguson wrote in yesterday’s Guardian:
 
A recent survey of first-year undergraduates reading history at a reputable UK university found that: 66% did not know who was monarch at time of the Armada; 69% did not know the location of the Boer war; 84% did not know who commanded British forces at Waterloo (a third thought it was Nelson); and 89% could not name a single 19th-century British prime minister.
 
The beneficiaries of this historical amnesia are certainly not conservatives, whose appeal lies in a complex understanding of history, including such things as unintended consequences (if you don’t know about the French revolution, you cannot understand Edmund Burke’s philosophy; if you don’t even know who Elizabeth I was, it will not help your understanding of the complex issue of state morality v religious freedom, which now rears it head in the form of anti-discrimination laws).
 
In contrast, the Left’s appeal is in the politics of feeling good – the Suffragettes, Nelson Mandela and Martin Luther King. A populace which is aware only of those basic, accessible recent events is more likely to want the feel-good political solutions that state-worship offers, a state-worship that is obviously ubiquitous at the BBC.
 
After all, can anyone remember the BBC allowing anyone to have a ten-minute, prime-time denunciation of government policy from 1997-2010?
 

 
The GOS says: Spot on about "the Left's appeal is in the politics of feeling good". That's why the bastards are all so smug - they wrap themselves in a lovely warm glow of being right-on and inclusive and saving the whales/polar bears/killer sharks or whatever the latest buzz word is. The rest of us have to think about the real world.
 
When I was a kid in an East End borough, I was a very heavy user of the excellent large local library. I used my own and my parents' tickets and rarely had less than 12 or 15 books out at a time. I read them all, too: I was a speedy and voracious reader, perfectly capable of working my way through an entire shelf of books on whatever my passion happened to be at the time.
 
The library is no longer there. Some yobs set fire to it, and the borough council was too mean to replace it in any meaningful way.
 
Now that I'm old, middle-class and relatively affluent, I never go to a library. I'm not entirely sure where the nearest one is, and if I went there I wouldn't be able to park. I still read voraciously but these days I patronise the local secondhand book shop. I buy my Ian Rankin and Val McDermid paperback shockers for £2 each and donate them to the Oxfam shop afterwards.
 
There has to be a moral there somewhere, but I'm buggered if I can work out what it is.

 

 
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